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"OUR MISSION: to flip $TSLA and show the world that crypto is where it's at, and in so doing, provide the means for each and every member of our community to buy a Tesla model of their choice...
"Or a cheap-ass Chinese car if them jeets sell early."
Tesla ($TSLA) is one of the biggest companies in the world and its stocks are one of the most traded assets in the global market. What do those mean? Simple. It's perfect for a meme coin! A recognizable name, a trusted brand, and a proven record in the "other" finance industry... we got everything going for us in $TSLA's transition to the DeFi realm... except for Elon's endorsement but we'll work on that too.
"Thank God that ridiculous Japanese shiba inu meta is over!
Now it's time to fuckin' PARTEY!"
$TSLA, the cryptocurrency, is a token that means something... as in LITERALLY means something. It's an abbreviation that stands for Totally Safe Longterm Asset. Cool, right? Of course, we just made that up and settled on that one because it sounded the most bullish, but it's so much better than "hey, look, it's NASDAQ meta now so let's just pull a stock ticker at random and launch the shit quick before someone beats us to the punch," yeah?
"If you reached this point and you're still reading, then I assure you, friend... YOU'RE GONNA ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS because, well, you actually read shit which makes you way above the average Joe who'd rather search info on YouTube so he can watch instead."
Total supply is 6900 because that sounds so cool!
Taxes are a big fat ZERO because only the government steals your money.
Liquidity is burned FOREVER because that's how we roll.
And contract is renounced because it's just too stressful adjusting shit every now and then.
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